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About Me:
Boring, Megalomaniac type with halitosis, false teeth and the worst dress sense since bell bottoms. I pick my nose and bite my nails and all the worst habits imaginable, and then some. Not to mention have a serious farting in bed issue.
No sense of humour or musical style. Ideal hobbies include green bowls, and watching paint dry is the most enthralling thing I`ve ever done.
At weekends I can be found by the local pond throwing stale bread at the ducks (not feeding them, just trying to hit them). And I also can be found being a soccer hooligan when the mood takes me.
I`ve the body of a pig (and feeding habit as well) and the stamina of a giant tortoise. Just hope I don`t live as long as one.
I was the second gunman on the Kennedy assassination and am hiding out here till it all blows over. Don`t be fooled by my apparent niceness I make Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees look like angels.
If looks could kill I`d be a mass murderer by now. I`m as reliable as British Rail and probably cost as much to keep.
I`m the one your mother warned you about.
If I could live my life again I`d never have left the womb. But then again I`d have come out eventually and my birth would have looked like something out of Alien.
I lie, cheat, steal and do anything to get a head so decapitation is not out of the question.
I am totally unique. God didn`t just break the mould when he made me he totally and utterly destroyed it. Which is just as well as I don`t the world could handle two of me.
To sum me up as a person just think of Severus Snape from Harry Potter but with an attitude.
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